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21 Demotivational Poster


SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


true love -




GREAT SCOTT! - 1.21 Gigawatts? 1.21 Gigawatts?


TAGS: 1 21 gigawatts
Rating: 1.33/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 16, 2008, 2:44 pm
that's just time you're seeing. the past being pixelated, and the future being in higher definition.
Dr. Emmett Brown - August 5, 2008, 1:53 pm
At 1.21 Gigawatts it appears that light becomes terminally pixelated...


THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

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tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


12/21/2012 -


TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.58/5

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maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....


21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.




when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

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mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


WET BUNNY - I can haz towelz now.


TAGS: bunny earthquake21
Rating: 2.2/5

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4 - June 30, 2009, 3:31 pm
i thought it was a duck
Jjonzz - May 15, 2009, 3:17 pm
Just use a Hare Dryer


21st Century Weather -




213 POSTS - Now that's tricky.


TAGS: tricky 213 posts feef
Rating: 1.44/5

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jim - September 25, 2008, 9:55 pm
wtf does this have 2 do with fire emblem? though anything having 2 do with FE is cool in my book.
WTF FTW HUH? - July 28, 2008, 12:13 am
wtf?


YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




END OF THE WORLD -




LIKE - whatever


TAGS: 90210
Rating: 4.44/5

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PRODUCEMAN117 - "Hey Babe, come on over to my place tonight. I'll show you my collection of Motifakes and then you can peel my banana!"


TAGS: i blame u for the return of 90210 and melrose dammit
Rating: 3.64/5

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LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 8:38 am
Did you see the subliminal signs trolling for 5 Lions? YES! Did they work? No...not even with Veggie in a personalized apron! Glad you liked it!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 4:24 pm
HaHa!!! Yes! Thanks LD!!!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:05 pm
LMAO! I'll pass... too many croutons.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 7:04 pm
HA! Sorry dude, I'd say you can have my salad, but that's not my thing.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
Space likes 'em wilted... LOL
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:48 pm
HA! I'd hate to see this guy after a week in the crisper drawer of the fridge. Nice one LD.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:35 pm
Only 5, produce?


successful marriage -


TAGS: marriage 21 years
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:03 am
Congrats, Cynic! Being married is a lot different than being roommates. Every time you work through an adjustment phase, it should be celebrated. A lift of the ole' coffee cup to you and the mrs.!!!!!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2015, 2:19 pm
8 years and so true!
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:52 pm
Thanks, . .. I think . . LOL!
GaryO - April 18, 2015, 9:28 am
21 years...cute


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


TWILIGHT - Powerful, undead, blood-sucking hell-spawn ...with a glitter finish??!! Really?!


TAGS: 90210 vampires pathetic
Rating: 3.93/5

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deathorfire1 - August 11, 2013, 4:23 pm
This is the Californian Vampire. Note how it draws in more gay guys then women.


GLOCK 21 -


TAGS: glock 21 45 1911 truth
Rating: 1.36/5

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tomyironmane - July 28, 2013, 1:57 am
Besides, someone just passed me a few pix of Glock Kabooms. Turns out you DO have to baby a Glock, especially on ammo, or the chambers might rupture... whereas a 1911 will eat anything that isn't +P.... and a Hi-point will eat any ol' garbage you feed it.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:21 pm
Who said you had to baby them? Just don't treat them like garbage. Hell, a stock GI 1911 you probably CAN treat like garbage. The issues come when you treat a tight 1911 like garbage, and you'll get that reliability issue with any tight-tolerance pistol.
TheScottsMan - July 24, 2013, 5:10 pm
I'd rather buy one you don't have to baby to get to work right. That's a REAL pistol. Not a 1911 you buy at baby gap.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 2:57 pm
Agreed, go get a real pistol and learn to take care of it, instead of using it as a post-hole digger, boat anchor, doorstop, wheel chock, coffee-table leveling device, hammer, and so on.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 3:16 pm
Man, I wish we could agree on something. I love them without plaid bras.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 2:58 pm
As a Scotsman I love Scottish women in plaid bras :)
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:40 pm
Hey what do you expect from a Scotsman with tyts (being funny here, Scottsman). Yeah, I’m not a 1911 fan either. It s/be buried with the Glock. Shot/carried ‘em all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2013, 1:48 pm
"Pretty" hand guns…now I've heard it all.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 12:28 pm
Glock has outperformed 1911 in every way except looks. All a 1911 is good for is looking pretty in a case.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 8:42 am
Burying a Glock. Good move. Make it deep.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 6:13 pm
Thats the only way you're going to get a 1911 to work for 100 years anyway. They'll rust shut so easy its not even funny. It's funny you think a pistol that's been altered countless times to look nothing like its original has been around 100 years.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 5:57 pm
Saving Character space grammar nazi. So basically you're saying that if you pack it in cosmoline it'll last 100 years? and you think the Glock won't. You can bury a Glock in the ground for 30 years and it'll fire. It's been done.
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:29 pm
30 days of saltwater is not a hundred years of use/storage, NOR is it 100+ years of production and proven results. As for MY 1911? Possibly, it's stainless steel. That having been said, I don't use it as a boat anchor. Also: *you *your *you *yourself.
TheScottsMan - July 19, 2013, 9:00 am
Not only can I say that, but u can store a Glock 21 .45 13+1 under saltwater for 30 days and it'll still fire. Can you say that about ur precious 1911? Look at a real U.S. Patent 984519. That's a 1911 not what u think is a 1911. Don't fool urself dude.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:49 pm
Come bacl in a hundred years and scrape the cosmoline off and a 1911 will work just like it did when your great grandpa packed it away. Can you say the same of a Glock? Can you say that they'll be still in production in the 2100s? Bet the 1911 will be.
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:14 am
Blasphemer!
M0rd3kaI - April 10, 2012, 6:40 pm
*ahem* "Lazyness" and that is also where muscle memory comes in play
TheScottsMan - April 10, 2012, 11:00 am
Yea, cause thats exactly what I want to do... a mag change ever seven rounds and making sure my saftey is off... 2 steps I can avoid.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 10:02 am
For zombies... a nice knife or axe, as for preparedness... that's where more mags come into play.
TheScottsMan - April 6, 2012, 6:59 am
As a Marine Corps pistol expert accuracy isn't my problem. Also as an Eagle Scout "Be Prepared" son, thats my motto. Be Prepared, becauses those damned zombies aren't going to kill themselves :)
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 6:20 am
Snakeskin handle gives it a more roughneck look... but still. anyway, if you need more rounds it only means you shouldn't have a firearm in the first place ;)
TheScottsMan - April 5, 2012, 11:30 pm
http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=34278&stc=1&d=1266622906 No one can escape the pinkness. They even made a hello kitty AK for godsakes! Grip thickness = mag capacity. I need more than 7-8 rounds.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
and what not. so far as I know the 1911 does not have that shame on its name
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
My (And many others) prefer the 1911. oh and the size of the glock (thickness) is far greater than that of the colt or more modern 1911 styles. as for the 'hellokitti' I was referring to the hellokitti theme placed on so many firearms nowdays, pink, white
TheScottsMan - March 29, 2012, 5:06 pm
hellokitti handguns? Are you refering to Glock? A Glock 21 has vertually double the mag capacity of any 1911. Noth to mention that its rated far higher for combat use than the 1911. Lose the training wheels and the saftey, the 19ll is the hellokitti gun.
M0rd3kaI - March 29, 2012, 4:39 pm
Kimber nor Colt came up second in a quality match either, function is one thing, but it aint no intimidating item to wield 2 hellokitti handguns
templar13 - March 28, 2012, 6:46 pm
I'm a fan of Berettas. Just sayin', they're the startin' handgun in most RE games....
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 5:07 pm
My point exactly. I hate mechanical safties. Oh and I'm a bigger fan of function over form. I don't enter my handguns in beauty contests.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:27 pm
When wielding a firearm it's your trigger finger that provides the best safety... oh and the Kimber and 1911 looks better ;) just saying
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 2:26 pm
The kimber custom II has a button saftey, therefore inferior to Glock.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 2:00 pm
Kimber Custom II... consider the Glock De-Throned


CULLING THE HERD -


TAGS: end of the world may 21 2011 cull stupid
Rating: 4.67/5

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THEBRAT - June 28, 2011, 5:05 pm
Good one...lol
steph1 - May 18, 2011, 10:19 am
...they might miss the "final" spectacle


ASTERIX AND OBELIX - I found them.




HITLER'S IRONIC PUNISHMENT - Having the world's most annoying jewish comedian play him in an American movie. "Son of a BITCH!!!" - Hitler


TAGS: gilbert gottfried as adolf hitler in the 1992 movie highway to hell assignment for november 21 ww2
Rating: 3.07/5

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BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:16 am
That would have been fun as hell to make him sit through that every f'n day BoR! 5 dead Poodles!


DD214 - or it didn't happen.


TAGS: vietnam war vet veteran dd214 dod
Rating: 2.92/5

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okami - September 15, 2009, 8:43 pm
for those who haven't served in the armed forces, the DD214 (Dept of Defense form 214) is basically your military life, including any medals, awards and citations you earned. it's your fingerprint. too many people have bragged about being vets. so...


YOUR CHOICE - Stupidity or Irony




CHERNOBYL - Has there own nativity scene.


TAGS: chernobyl earthquake21
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 9:52 pm
They're putting their motifakes over there. Learn it, live it.


WHY WAIT LONG FOR LOVE IF YOU CAN EASILY HAVE LUST -


TAGS: lust dy21012
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - May 15, 2012, 7:09 pm
WOOF!


Mankind's Greatest Achievement -


TAGS: our greatest achievement of the 21st century is the fact that we exist at all
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 3:44 pm
Precisely! (A more evilish grin with a hint of gettin' lucky look in the eyes)
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 2:47 pm

Yeah--but everybody knows they can:t fight. (Evil grin)
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:12 pm
You certainly are awful...you forgot the 2 boy toys that I have on studded collars and leashes...geez lg's get with the program girl...hehe!
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:11 pm
Thank you Ugs!
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:59 pm

The Manitoban Marvel sounds like a professional wrestler. I can see it now: Rinestone wristlets, matching mask. Satin unitard~~all pink with black lettering~~in script. Course that ahrdly matters. Pro wrestling fans don't read, do they...I'm awful!~
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:44 am
Yet another Manitoban Marvel, Pwissy. 5L for this!
MissPriss - September 12, 2013, 11:18 pm
How true...wonder which achievement will finally be our last. Thanks for the 5L vulture.
vulture - September 12, 2013, 4:52 pm
I'd agree with that. I was (pleasantly) surprised when we got through the cold war, Cuban missile crisis, pollution.... 5L


THE WEATHER CHANNEL - Guess our office Christmas party is cancelled!




THE IRISH - Even they couldn't drink him under the table.


TAGS: alcohol earthquake21 asian irish
Rating: 2.14/5

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Alexis.Chu - August 24, 2009, 12:09 am
no you couldn't, haha, maybe you've never been to China ?
Bunny - March 23, 2009, 11:33 am
yeah we could -no hassle!


PHIL HARTMAN - "Hi,I'm Troy Maclure, you may remember me from......" R.I.P - Sept 24 1948 - May 28 1998




1 YEAR LATER - And we're still Here


TAGS: eotw 5212011 camp stupid dumb
Rating: 4.2/5

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Kriskwick5212011 - December 21, 2013, 8:06 pm
the guy that predicted that day actually passed on dec 15 2013
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 6:12 pm
Judgement day did happen...noone made the grade.
maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:10 pm
Try Again .
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 1:35 pm
Give it another 7 months.. heh


ALIZEE - A Fine French Product. I now understand why the Eiffel Tower was constructed.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge french singer
Rating: 3.65/5

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BoredRaven - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
the only reason i still listen to french music :P
temp - September 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
The Eiffel Tower is the country's collective erection for all the hot French women.


THE FRENCH -


TAGS: sept 21
Rating: 3.41/5

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LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 9:25 am
Put some mustard on'em ummmmm hmmmm...boy shouldn't oughta be treated like that...BBT FTW!
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
Well, I reckon I like 'dem french fried cana-ders. Ummmmm hmmmmm....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:44 am
Sean - your devious idea to get the French-Canadians to anger EGD wouldn't result in them being banned from the rest of Canada.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
So, WTFO, you actually got banned?
WTFO - September 22, 2009, 12:26 am
Pie is good, just don't get to militant anti-politifake on me bud. For my part, I'll maintain a respectful tone as much as possible.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 12:22 am
*when you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 12:22 am
I thought we were already cool....I decided to just throw "Pie" at you get too political for my taste.
WTFO - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Agreed. Since the peace treaty seems to be signed by ILB and I, I'd like to offer the olive branch to you as well. Since we've had peace before, I extend a live and let live agreement.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 12:08 am
all differences aside.....right is right and wrong is wrong.
WTFO2 - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
Just reread my post. You may not have stuck your neck out for me, but regardless it's admirable to stand up for what's right.
WTFO2 - September 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
Moo+, regardless of our past disagreements I appreciate you stepping up in the forum. It wasn't necessary to stick your neck out for me but I want thank you. v/r
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Aggy you Dirty Mexican....how dare you.
Derek - September 21, 2009, 11:00 pm
...because they suffer the French or because some of them are?


21 -


TAGS: 21
Rating: 3.11/5

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NEXT TIME... - Watch the damn movie first. It's 88 M.P.H. And 1.21 Gigawatts.




MANGA CHARACTERS - they love uno




GAY TEST - This was going to be one, but why would I stoop to that level.




Easter -


TAGS: easter keg hunt ages 21
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2014, 12:23 am
Pressurized firkins!


DREAMS -




OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


COME TO JESUS TIME -


TAGS: agenda 21 ebola pandemic martial law fema
Rating: 4.29/5

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Vanner - October 2, 2014, 3:33 pm
Looks like they're having a cull of the species then..
Reality Lord - October 2, 2014, 7:50 am

nicely re-done sir. alex jones would approve.
EmilioDumphque - October 1, 2014, 10:53 pm
LOL!


BETTER THAN ANY KITCHEN GADGET -




SUMMERTIME -




Soon... -




TANNING - She over did it.




BLONDES INCOGNITO - Even though they dyed there hair we could still tell what they were.


TAGS: earthquake21 blondes
Rating: 2.3/5

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johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:28 am
Imagine! People having fun! They MUST be stupid. Is that your argument?
agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 9:49 pm
Through 7 votes, your poster has matched tunnel status!


THE NAZI - Manipulating your mind since 1921...




SPIDER GOAT - Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat, does whatever a spider can! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Goat!




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TAGS: 21 gigawatts
Rating: 1.58/5

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Talis Briedis - January 1, 2011, 7:38 am
No tunnels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???


Marriage vs Divorce -


TAGS: august 21st calendar divorce marriage
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - August 22, 2017, 8:33 pm

Nope, It's a lot more than that


Skinny Jeans for Men -




Supplementary Budget Request -




Pissed off girlfriend.. -


TAGS: 321
Rating: 4.5/5

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